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12-21-2012, 04:52 PM | #1 |
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BS: Holy shit Santa, what's that?
Santa: Looks like something has blocked the sun. Is it the start of the Apocalypse? BS: Sheww, it's ok Santa it's just 1c's head. 1c sit the fuck down and stop playin'. How's the KB Bookie degenerate doin'? 1c: Oh, I'm alright but Milkman has more vcash than me and SJ keeps bangin' my mom. Santa: Your mom is a good babysitter for the Elves. I watch from my office. BS: K5 Santa. So what do you want for Christmas 1c? How about a nice sweater so you can be cool like your brother? Santa: psst psst psst BS: Oh, nevermind. Forgot he was the catcher in your little ballgame. Ha, you don't want to be like that or you'll be bunkin' with SJ at KBP. 1c: All I'd really like is the Broncos to win the Super Bowl. BS: Not gonna happen Midget Fucker! Santa has all his cash on the Packers. I'll tell ya what--Here is a Milf on Elf porn video and a Peyton Manning fathead for your wall so you can turn it into a glory hole for your little pee-pee. (insert your own jokes here) Get your big head outta here, sports groupie. |
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