Christmas Cheer

[FishMuskys]

Originally Posted by Lerch T'was the Night Before Christmas, when all through King Bubba Not a Pee-Pee was stirring, not even 1c's mother's; The stockings were hung by the vBookie with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there; The Slackers were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of Diacos danced in their heads; And SJ in her 'kerchief, and Chob in his cap, Had just settled down for a long winter's nap.

Out of the darkness, there arose such a clatter
It was Milkman all drunk, and lookin' much fatter

Then there was Spaz, in one hand his bong
And the other of course was stroking his schlong

Iobane was there, his sage wisdom we heard
He spoke in tongues, we didn't understand a word

Capt. showed up next, with his boat in tow
His motor wouldn't start, who's gonna row?

Mugsy pulled up, with his big semi truck
He said "Fuck you Hooman's, I don't give a fuck!"

Lerch said "Hey". Then we didn't see him for an hour
He came back and farted, and it smelt really sour

NeTaS scared everyone, with his long hair and big ass
Hard to believe, that this guy has some class

If I missed you this time, please don't worry
I've got to go to work now, so I'm in a hurry

I'm givin' this up now, because this bit really sucks
I love King Bubba, Buncha miserable Fucks!