ITT: Texts From Last Night

SJ · 08-18-2009, 10:47 PM

All Credit to Deb for showing us this site

http://textsfromlastnight.com

post up your best findings..(you can also search for your own local area code to see what people around you are textin...)

SJ · 08-18-2009, 10:48 PM

(678): And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim

SJ · 08-18-2009, 10:49 PM

(717): dude, she has braces
(240): i meant the dude w the ponytail.
(717): i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.

SJ · 08-18-2009, 10:50 PM

(618): its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches

SJ · 08-18-2009, 10:51 PM

(603): i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
(508): yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night

SJ · 08-18-2009, 10:54 PM

(248): windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
(630): no, it is just poor

SJ · 08-18-2009, 11:05 PM

(416): dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
(647): well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun

SJ · 08-18-2009, 11:06 PM

(416): moral of the story ? theme parties + no morning after clothes= never again
. . . i just met his father in a bumblebee costume

SJ · 08-18-2009, 11:14 PM

(416): Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home

SJ · 08-18-2009, 11:47 PM

(914): ? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
(773): jesus mom

kali · 08-19-2009, 10:32 AM

(516): Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.

kali · 08-19-2009, 10:39 AM

(301): My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.

Anonymous said...

...Cheech and Chong. They ended up smoking the dogshit.

DFender · 08-19-2009, 11:19 AM

LMAO - I luff that site

DFender · 08-19-2009, 11:24 AM

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ha

(216): he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
(513): so is it as big as he says?
(216): he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit

Mugsy · 08-19-2009, 11:48 AM

(740): worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.

08-18-2009, 10:47 PM	#1
SJ Secret Agent Boopity Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 156,615 vCash: 5845720	ITT: Texts From Last Night All Credit to Deb for showing us this site http://textsfromlastnight.com post up your best findings..(you can also search for your own local area code to see what people around you are textin...)
	COD

08-18-2009, 10:48 PM	#2
SJ Secret Agent Boopity Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 156,615 vCash: 5845720	(678): And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
	COD

08-18-2009, 10:49 PM	#3
SJ Secret Agent Boopity Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 156,615 vCash: 5845720	(717): dude, she has braces (240): i meant the dude w the ponytail. (717): i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
	COD

08-18-2009, 10:50 PM	#4
SJ Secret Agent Boopity Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 156,615 vCash: 5845720	(618): its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
	COD

08-18-2009, 10:51 PM	#5
SJ Secret Agent Boopity Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 156,615 vCash: 5845720	(603): i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening (508): yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
	COD

08-18-2009, 10:54 PM	#6
SJ Secret Agent Boopity Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 156,615 vCash: 5845720	(248): windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam (630): no, it is just poor
	COD

08-18-2009, 11:05 PM	#7
SJ Secret Agent Boopity Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 156,615 vCash: 5845720	(416): dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross (647): well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
	COD

08-18-2009, 11:06 PM	#8
SJ Secret Agent Boopity Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 156,615 vCash: 5845720	(416): moral of the story ? theme parties + no morning after clothes= never again . . . i just met his father in a bumblebee costume
	COD

08-18-2009, 11:14 PM	#9
SJ Secret Agent Boopity Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 156,615 vCash: 5845720	(416): Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
	COD

08-18-2009, 11:47 PM	#10
SJ Secret Agent Boopity Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 156,615 vCash: 5845720	(914): ? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum? (773): jesus mom
	COD

08-19-2009, 10:32 AM	#11
kali the tick under your skin Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: account-on-Mars Posts: 260 vCash: 5000000	(516): Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.

08-19-2009, 10:39 AM	#12
kali the tick under your skin Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: account-on-Mars Posts: 260 vCash: 5000000	(301): My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make. Anonymous said... ...Cheech and Chong. They ended up smoking the dogshit.

08-19-2009, 11:19 AM	#13
DFender Chaos = My Life = FML Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 953 vCash: 5000000	LMAO - I luff that site
	(608): imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10 minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord" www.textsfromlastnight.com

08-19-2009, 11:24 AM	#14
DFender Chaos = My Life = FML Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 953 vCash: 5000000	Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha (216): he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out (513): so is it as big as he says? (216): he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
	(608): imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10 minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord" www.textsfromlastnight.com

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