:)

I'm Mister Slack Christmas
I'm Mister Sun
I'm Mister Heat Blister
I'm Mister Hundred and One
They call me Milk Miser,
What ever posts I touch
Starts to melt in me clutch
I'm too much!

B.S.: Hey NeTaS...NeTaS...C'mon downstairs man, Santa wants to see ya.

NeTaS: Nah, I'm doing good right up here man. I'm chilled and relaxed.:spliff:

B.S.: Ah, c'mon man. Santa really wants to see ya.

Santa: Yeah, c'mon downstairs NeTaS...I brought ya something that smells real skunky.

<bang, bang, bang down the stairs>

NeTaS: What the hell is that? My ex's and my girl are here? All in the same room? You motherfucker!

B.S: Oh man! Santa bamboozled you into a Christmas mix-in. Good thing I brought my guitar. Let's sing some carols!

<Insert "Blue Christmas here> hee heeee

NeTaS::suicide:

<2 hours later>
NeTaS: Holy Shit! I just had the strangest dream...I gotta quit smokin' so much of this shit. Hey, what's this? A present...from...Santa. Hell Yeah!
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bb9D2foCEAAHn-b.jpg

:buzz:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG-xGNh3diw"]Brenda Schmitz's Christmas Wish - YouTube[/ame]

Why didn't think of this? :classybubba:

What do you think? Work or shoot?