The Spice Show Listening Thread - July 16-20, 2012

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

sonnen owned him super hard

[NeTaS]

:jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

sonnen cuts better promos then any wrestler right now

[SJ]

oh snap

[Chob]

:rofl:

[SJ]

this kid is scared straight :jj:

[milkman]

hahaha..scared straight-pre-juvenile style Love it! :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

did spice give him the tickets or what i got pre occupied with titties

[milkman]

yeah he did

[SJ]

I have no clue I think it was commercials

[PissJug]

did spice give him the tickets or what i got pre occupied with titties

:brofist:

[The Butler]

This Delilah thing is gonna get old quick.

[PissJug]

i don't that delilah bit is pretty funny especially when he has a caller on the line

[SJ]

https://i.canvasugc.com/ugc/original/9223c6133ef7b7440bf49f99b0f9924531532bf5.gif

[milkman]

Kill this fucker. :getsome:

[PissJug]

https://i.canvasugc.com/ugc/original/9223c6133ef7b7440bf49f99b0f9924531532bf5.gif

thats awesome!! :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

tuddle was fucking great at that trial

[SJ]

slow your role a-hole :rofl:

[SJ]

tuddle was fucking great at that trial
yep - great shit

[SJ]

:lol:

a hate boner

[milkman]

Damn, Batches always has stories like 5 days old. :jj:

[SJ]

New england eh?

leech is stealing one right now

[The Butler]

Damn, Batches always has stories like 5 days old. :jj:

Much like the news with Robin.

[PissJug]

Has no one sent in a theme song for Batches news yet? One of yall should get on that

[SJ]

Has no one sent in a theme song for Batches news yet? One of yall should get on that
they want a theme?

:bigthink:

[milkman]

Much like the news with Robin.

Without the cackles. :D

[Spaz]

http://i397.photobucket.com/albums/pp53/nolegyrl/gdpit_com_63508938_235.gif

[PissJug]

they brought it up a few weeks back that people should send in themes for batches news

[PissJug]

Without the cackles. :D

and cankles

[Chob]

At least he doesn't ramble about healthy eating and takes coffee enemas up his shitpipe. :jj:

[Spaz]

:lol: "shitpipe" is funny

[SJ]

is this the roxy girl?

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

shes a craCK HEAD 2

[milkman]

Damn Spaz..that is disturbing.

[SJ]

whoa - she's done porn

[SJ]

ah COMMON

[SJ]

solo - YES - common - tell us PLEASE so I can review em for next week :jj:

[PissJug]

i want one of these

http://media.cmgdigital.com/shared/lt/lt_cache/thumbnail/615/img/photos/2012/07/19/f3/cc/1_1.jpg

[SJ]

how is a junkie curvy?

[PissJug]

not the dude

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

fat pill addict crack head

[SJ]

not the dude
shit :jj:

[milkman]

A fat crackhead ho?

[Lerch]

pj with a kick save and it was a beaut. :jj:

[SJ]

what is her porn name FUCK

[PissJug]

shit :jj:

http://static4.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/saw+it+coming+after+3rd+panel+_eb1c4a6f08ff94d9accff01077f7c408.jpg

[PissJug]

pj with a kick save and it was a beaut. :jj:

:jj: ;D

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Who cares she will be dead soon shes a drug addict

[BlindLawrence]

"Piss on" went through on The Bone, strange how they missed that, I thought you couldn't say "piss" in the context of "piss on" on regular radio.

[milkman]

Bos with a walk off 3 run homer in 9th

[Lerch]

:woot:

[milkman]

better watch it Tudds..you will lose what you got real quick...AGAIN!

[BlindLawrence]

Tuddle is such a brown noiser, that's why we love him.

[Chob]

"Piss on" went through on The Bone, strange how they missed that, I thought you couldn't say "piss" in the context of "piss on" on regular radio.
Don't think that's an issue but who can tell these days.

[Lerch]

Who knows what's safe or not during the 'safe harbor"?

[milkman]

"Piss on" went through on The Bone, strange how they missed that, I thought you couldn't say "piss" in the context of "piss on" on regular radio.

Well the context wasn't in the "action" of pissing on someone, it was a dumbfuck that doesn't know you call people "pion"

[milkman]

Who knows what's safe or not during the 'safe harbor"?

Safe harbor is after 10 PM I thought?

[Chob]

Safe harbor is after 10 PM I thought?
I think so.

[milkman]

Damn Lerch, you didn't even bet on the game!

[Lerch]

Safe harbor is after 10 PM I thought?

Close enough. :D

Like you said it wasn't meant as 'piss on'.

[Lerch]

Damn Lerch, you didn't even bet on the game!

I know. I was feeling the mojo and you forgot all the games yesterday, so my psyche was messed up. Then the afternoon games I missed today pissed me off. Tomorrow is another day, vBookie is serious biznezz. :jj:

[Tuddle]

tuddle was fucking great at that trial

Thanks so much for the kind words. There's a lot of things you can say I didn't do well on, but that's not one of them.

[Tuddle]

yep - great shit

Thanks SJ.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

:tuddledance:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

this love hate shit on cowhead is so gay

[SJ]

cowhead is gay... I agree

[milkman]

Myellow!

:beer2:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i like how the spice show app sends me a reminder the show is about to start

[milkman]

I hope Spice show isn't all about this shooting shit..tired of it.

[SJ]

he'll do like shannon - mention it and move on after the first break..

10,000 vcash

[milkman]

What, ur gonna gimme some vcash? Sweet! :D

[milkman]

First I heard he had an AR..he had and SKS/AK

[NeTaS]

an ar is not that powerfull ass face

[milkman]

Well Spice, do you REALLY need to drive a Mercedes instead of a Hyundai?

[milkman]

an ar is not that powerfull ass face

They do a lot of damage, are light, fire quick, and ammo is easy to find. :D

[NeTaS]

cause I want one spice :jj:

[NeTaS]

agree milk but it aint a 7 mm ultra mag

[milkman]

Well, it aint a sniper rifle..it is a utility weapon. :D

[milkman]

Yep Spice, my AK is just as bad ass. :jj:

[NeTaS]

and your right milk he had an AK

[milkman]

Shut up bitch!

[NeTaS]

an AK and 2 glocks :jj:

[NeTaS]

this is like bubba talking baseball

[milkman]

Americans need weapons like this to protect ourselves from our gov..at some point it will come to this.

[milkman]

an AK and 2 glocks :jj:

Yeah Spice, why do you need a Glock? People get killed with Glocks. Get a fuckin BB gun.

[FishMuskys]

Hey Guys! Another day of livin' the dream.

[milkman]

Sup Fish!

:beer2:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

spice should just have hatley teach him muay thai

[FishMuskys]

Started the day with a flat tire. Put a patch in that and drove 200 miles to creamery. Here they had a cooling unit go down so it took 3 hours before they could unload me. Only good thing was it was all overtime pay.

[NeTaS]

spice should just have hatley teach him muay thai

now that's funny :jj::jj::jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

thats cool at least you were making money thats all that matters

[milkman]

Sounds like a shit day Fish! Had one of those meself.

[FishMuskys]

thats cool at least you were making money thats all that matters

No doubt. I keep a good attitude with the intake guys and they gave me 4 lbs of Pasture butter for my troubles. That shit is the best butter for sweet corn.

[milkman]

Sure Spice-like I couldn't shoot a Glock just as fast as an AR. :rolleyes:

[milkman]

No doubt. I keep a good attitude with the intake guys and they gave me 4 lbs of Pasture butter for my troubles. That shit is the best butter for sweet corn.

mmm mmm real churned butter? That shit is gooood!

[NeTaS]

I'm sure you could get a 25 shot mag for it too milk :smug:

[milkman]

I'm sure you could get a 25 shot mag for it too milk :smug:

Depends on the Glock model, you can get a 21 round clip.

[FishMuskys]

Sounds like a shit day Fish! Had one of those meself.

What was your problem...Run out of Icehouse?:jj:

[jonstas]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a310/muffinpieces/1bff6754.gif

[NeTaS]

I was gonna hunt deer with mine

[milkman]

What was your problem...Run out of Icehouse?:jj:

Work bullshit, hospital bill bullshit, kid bullshit. Got plenty of Icehouse though. :D

[milkman]

Sup gangsta?

:beer2:

[NeTaS]

spice found a way to make me hate on him :jj: took a while but he did it

[jonstas]

Sup gangsta?

:beer2:


:cheers:

shit & shit... just puttin in me last half hour of the week

you?

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

lol i dont really care i dont own any guns and dont think i ever will

[FishMuskys]

Work bullshit, hospital bill bullshit, kid bullshit. Got plenty of Icehouse though. :D

Whew, you'll be ok. Thought you ran out of beer. :smug:

[NeTaS]

what does he think an ar is dork

[milkman]

I was gonna hunt deer with mine

The problem with that is, at least with a military 5.56 round, when it hits, it spins, and shreds. Kind of tears up the meat.

I remember having to watch films in basic from Vietnam. They would find enemy shot, but no exit wound. When they were opened up, shredded inside. The ones with exit wounds were like blown out. Perfect for killing motherfuckers. :D

[milkman]

Whew, you'll be ok. Thought you ran out of beer. :smug:

That NEVER happens...or me family runs and hides. :jj:

[NeTaS]

I don't eat the ribs ;D I just wanted to kill a deer with it milk to be honest

[milkman]

I still haven't seen where he had an AR..all I saw was an AK style. :idk:

[NeTaS]

spice be trollin

[jonstas]

i got me a mac-90 that'll shoot a motherfucker through the walls of his house.. ;D

[Chob]

Work bullshit, hospital bill bullshit, kid bullshit. Got plenty of Icehouse though. :D
That's a lot of bullshit.

[milkman]

That's a lot of bullshit.

Tell me about it. On a Friziday too.

[jonstas]

Tell me about it. On a Friziday too.


:bigcry:

[milkman]

i got me a mac-90 that'll shoot a motherfucker through the walls of his house.. ;D

Do you make rap videos too? :jj:

[Spaz]

Sup fuckers !?!

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Hey.

[milkman]

Sup Spazroid :D

[FishMuskys]

Gun talk never ends well. Spice will end up bein' the dick no matter what he says.

[jonstas]

Sup fuckers !?!



:denzil:

[NeTaS]

Sup fuckers !?!

was up spiz

[FishMuskys]

Oh shit. Now he's onto Obama's comments. I'll give Spice one thing...Guy knows how to stir the shit. That's why he's no.1.

[NeTaS]

I have never heard of a gun killing ever

[milkman]

Oh shit. Now he's onto Obama's comments. I'll give Spice one thing...Guy knows how to stir the shit. That's why he's no.1.

Well...it doesn't hurt the only comp he has is "Daliliah" which has 1 fan! Mizugs! :jj:

[Spaz]

Oh shit. Now he's onto Obama's comments.

Sad thing is,this will all be politicized and used as fuel for that UN treaty to go around the constitution and repeal our rights ....

[milkman]

I have never heard of a gun killing ever

Well they have those..operate off of infrared/heat cameras..fire on their own. :D

[NeTaS]

then the computer killed and shut up milk :jj:

[milkman]

Sad thing is,this will all be politicized and used as fuel for that UN treaty to go around the constitution and repeal our rights ....

Well, that treaty will have to be ratified by 2/3 of the Senate..will never happen. But yeah, exactly what Obama will use this for, like next week.

[milkman]

then the computer killed and shut up milk :jj:

:D Number 5 ALIVE! :jj:

[FishMuskys]

Sad thing is,this will all be politicized and used as fuel for that UN treaty to go around the constitution and repeal our rights ....

Oh they will use it to try, but as usual they will fail. Nothing and Nobody will take away our weapons.

[milkman]

Tx Spice-move on

[SJ]

do not disassemble johnny 5

[SJ]

nice.. invention time

this limey bastard cracks me up

[Chob]

Sad thing is,this will all be politicized and used as fuel for that UN treaty to go around the constitution and repeal our rights ....
There's already been shit flinging towards Occupy and the Tea Party without anyone knowing shit. Pathetic.

[Spaz]

Well, that treaty will have to be ratified by 2/3 of the Senate..will never happen.

Wish i felt so sure they wouldn't do it...

[FishMuskys]

I gotta water the garden. Need...More...Corn.

[jonstas]

Oh they will use it to try, but as usual they will fail. Nothing and Nobody will take away our weapons.


:getsome: damn skippy

[Spaz]

I gotta water the garden. Need...More...Corn.

I wonder what your bloodcorn level is right now :jj:

[milkman]

I wonder what your bloodcorn level is right now :jj:

He's gonna shit out a full cob of corn..or 2. :jj:

[SJ]

I wonder what your bloodcorn level is right now :jj:
it's approaching orville redenbacher levels

[SJ]

if fish got near a fire right now we'd need one huge fucking bowl and a shitton of butter

[Spaz]

His turds will be ribbed for his own pleasure :D

[milkman]

:haha: Ouch!

[Chob]

His turds will be ribbed for his own pleasure :D
:spit:

[milkman]

hahaha Laskers bag. :jj:

[Spaz]

thola bag ...

[Chob]

I miss Lasker again.

[Spaz]

he needs to sell these at sex shops ...just saying

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Sullivan is awesome

[milkman]

Can barely hear this redneck.

[SJ]

yeah he's low

[Spaz]

Hey ...wasn't that the line 1C uses with the midget chicks "portable powerhouse that fits in the palm of your hand "

[The Butler]

:beer2:

[Spaz]

evening B

[FishMuskys]

it's approaching orville redenbacher levels

:lol:

[milkman]

Sup B

:beer2:

[FishMuskys]

Had to take a break. Need my drink, that garden waterin' is tough work. Milk's Salsa Garden is lookin' real nice. :woot:

[milkman]

Had to take a break. Need my drink, that garden waterin' is tough work. Milk's Salsa Garden is lookin' real nice. :woot:

Sweet! :D

[The Butler]

Milk's Salsa Garden is lookin' real nice. :woot:

:jj:

[Spaz]

If this knot thing takes off people will forget how to tie a Tom fool's knot ,Trefoil knot ,Trident loop ,Triple bowline ,Triple crown knot ,Triple fisherman's knot :D

[milkman]

nice job Boy Scout Spaz! :jj:

[FishMuskys]

Hangman's noose

[Spaz]

nice job Boy Scout Spaz! :jj:

Comes in handy for the bondage :D

don't be hatin.....

[NeTaS]

only knot I can tie now is a Trilene Knot

[milkman]

Comes in handy for the bondage :D

don't be hatin.....

Now we know what happened..you were the Scout masters favorite on camping trips. :jj:

[NeTaS]

I used to be able to tie all the knots for fly fishing but that shit is lost in the fray now :jj:

[milkman]

only knot I can tie now is a Trilene Knot

I just twist the shit, make a hole, stick the rope through it, and yank it tight. Works for me. :D

[milkman]

Damn, sounds like the next millionaire on the show.

[Spaz]

Now we know what happened..you were the Scout masters favorite on camping trips. :jj:

:fo:








:D

[milkman]

I need to put me mind into makin things. I'm pretty good at it. :D

[milkman]

nice Spaz! :D

[SJ]

I need to put me mind into makin things. I'm pretty good at it. :D
karaoke machine :whistle:

[Spaz]

I need to put me mind into makin things. I'm pretty good at it. :D

they already talked about pads to stop skidmarks ,you know that's what you're good at making :jj:

[milkman]

they already talked about pads to stop skidmarks ,you know that's what you're good at making :jj:

hahaha I was real good for about a month or so. Nice bloody ones. :jj:

[Spaz]

karaoke machine :whistle:

Didda dido knome :D

[The Butler]

I need to put me mind into makin things. I'm pretty good at it. :D

I'm sure beer will be involved.

[FishMuskys]

I used to be able to tie all the knots for fly fishing but that shit is lost in the fray now :jj:

Yeah, me too. I knew all that shit when I was young. There is a special knot for Rapalas that makes a loop so it wobbles more. My buddy can tie it but I can never remember.

[milkman]

I'm sure beer will be involved.

That is my knowledge producer. :D

[NeTaS]

Yeah, me too. I knew all that shit when I was young. There is a special knot for Rapalas that makes a loop so it wobbles more. My buddy can tie it but I can never remember.

I was fishing one day and one of those trout unlimited guys comes down the creek decked out in all the gear and he asks to see my rig,so I hand it to him he checks it out hands it back and says you tied all your knots right first guy I ran into like you who did,dude gave me the right fly for where we were and I caught my first trout that day ;D

[FishMuskys]

I was fishing one day and one of those trout unlimited guys comes down the creek decked out in all the gear and he asks to see my rig,so I hand it to him he checks it out hands it back and says you tied all your knots right first guy I ran into like you who did,dude gave me the right fly for where we were and I caught my first trout that day ;D

:woot:

[milkman]

Some dude I knew made some lighting jig for night fishing. Couple yrs later he was fuckin loaded.

[Spaz]

Some dude I knew made some lighting jig for night fishing. Couple yrs later he was fuckin loaded.

Took him a couple of years to get loaded ,you'll be there tonight :D

[milkman]

Took him a couple of years to get loaded ,you'll be there tonight :D

Shit, I worked from home today, noon didn't stand a chance! :D

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

who won?

[milkman]

That was pretty good. :bigclap:

[Spaz]

:lol:

[Spaz]

who won?

bike tail thing ....

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

oh i think i missed that one

[FishMuskys]

Haha! Cox has a filter on their internets.

[milkman]

Haha! Cox has a filter on their internets.

That's a bad idea for a live talk show. They should create a group that allows it for them. Stoopid

[NeTaS]

I bet it isn't that hard to get around ;D

[The Butler]

Speaking of Cox, they are selling Bubba's former home in Richmond along with several other clusters.

[FishMuskys]

There are definitely a few things that Spice must miss about BRN. That is one of them.

[milkman]

I bet it isn't that hard to get around ;D

Depends what they have. You aint pullin that shit like proxy, ghost site, etc with me at work! :D

[NeTaS]

Depends what they have. You aint pullin that shit like proxy, ghost site, etc with me at work! :D

:lol: I had one I used to beat the hospital one when I was there a lot

[milkman]

I wonder if Heather hawked her Louie Baton etc shit yet to pay rent on a trailer? :lol:

[Chob]

We know Spice is all about gifts. He did get an expensive watch from another dude. :jj:

[milkman]

:lol: I had one I used to beat the hospital one when I was there a lot

Had what a proxy?

[The Butler]

I wonder if Heather hawked her Louie Baton etc shit yet to pay rent on a trailer? :lol:

She just rented out the puss,

[NeTaS]

no more like a redirect site

[milkman]

We know Spice is all about gifts. He did get an expensive watch from another dude. :jj:

He brought that up in the gun talk. Askin why someone would need an AR 15. Said, well I like my expensive watch, but I don't need it. :jj:

[milkman]

no more like a redirect site

rrrt, I'd block you. :D

[milkman]

She just rented out the puss,

Postin that Palooza pic as an ad on Craigslist?

[NeTaS]

vvd1.net looks like it's down now :jj:

[milkman]

Damn it HR Mariners, 3-2 over Rays now. :mad:

[FishMuskys]

Damn it HR Mariners, 3-2 over Rays now. :mad:

Reds 2 Brewers 0 8th. Thanks for not puttin' up the bet...I looked.:D

[milkman]

vvd1.net looks like it's down now :jj:

When I first started where I work now, we put in Websense, a URL filtering system. So it would block like porn sites, etc. and tell you it was blockin it because of Porn..or whatever the category was. This old horny fuck would just hit it, hit it all day long, just tryin site after site.

Then his manager talked to him, still did it. I mean all fuckin day long. He got fired quick, but man it was funny as hell. :jj:

[Chob]

https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/2089281486/image.jpg

[milkman]

Reds 2 Brewers 0 8th. Thanks for not puttin' up the bet...I looked.:D

Sorry man..usually when I do, you don't make it in time. I can put Brewers up again if you want. No biggy. :D

[FishMuskys]

Damn! Whip me, beat me and make me write bad checks!

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

:quagmire:

[milkman]

Tudds gettin whipped is always good. :jj:

[SJ]

can we book this girl for sausage fest?

[FishMuskys]

can we book this girl for sausage fest?

Wonder what Chob sounds like bein' spanked?:bigthink:no homo

[Chob]

no homo
Not even "no homo" can save you here I'm afraid.

[Spaz]

Wonder what Chob sounds like bein' spanked?:bigthink:no homo

ever seen deliverance ? :jj:

[milkman]

hmmm, that sounds kinky Chob. :jj:

[FishMuskys]

:smug:

[FishMuskys]

Wow. This guy isn't creepy at all.

[milkman]

Well, at least he didn't say he liked boys in Boy Scout outfits..so Spaz is safe. :D

[milkman]

WTF, chicks go to a bar for a pregnancy test? :nuts:

[milkman]

Still funny Tasha suckered Spice..he can say what he wants..she trapped his ass plain and simple. :D

[Spaz]

Still funny Tasha suckered Spice..he can say what he wants..she trapped his ass plain and simple. :D

and now he's all zipped up on this rubber chick ............:jj:

[FishMuskys]

I just saw one of them machines at a truckstop today. I had to write down what was in there. A product called Genuine Horny Goat Weed. Haven't looked it up yet.

[milkman]

Horny Goat Weed? I remember that back in the day, just like the Spanish Fly stuff. Never used any of it though, always thought it was bunk. :idk:

[Spaz]

I just saw one of them machines at a truckstop today. I had to write down what was in there. A product called Genuine Horny Goat Weed. Haven't looked it up yet.

That stuff works good or so milkman says ..but only if you fuck goats :jj:

[SJ]

:lol:

[Spaz]

maybe he didn't say good,it was more like "not bahaahahd "

[FishMuskys]

Horny Goat Weed? I remember that back in the day, just like the Spanish Fly stuff. Never used any of it though, always thought it was bunk. :idk:

Ever try it? Do you smoke it? Next trip, I'm takin' my quarters with me. I'll smoke it during the Diaco's show.:woot:

[milkman]

That stuff works good or so milkman says ..but only if you fuck goats :jj:

Don't drag me into ur fantasy goat fuckin world. I may have fucked some animals, but they were at least human female ones. :jj:

[Chob]

That stuff works good or so milkman says ..but only if you fuck goats :jj:
We'll need Wade to weigh in on this.

[SJ]

PJ get calling

[milkman]

Ever try it? Do you smoke it? Next trip, I'm takin' my quarters with me. I'll smoke it during the Diaco's show.:woot:

No I never did. Some dudes I knew said they did and it got the bitches all horned out. not sure I believed em though.

[Chob]

The Bushwackers?

[SJ]

BUSHWACKERS

[Chob]

PJ get calling
Pissjug I hear you calling...:lighter:

[SJ]

honky and greg - yep :jj:

classic

[Spaz]

weren't they the sheep herders first ?

[Chob]

weren't they the sheep herders first ?
This is legit.

How the fuck did you know that? :jj:

[SJ]

This is legit.

How the fuck did you know that? :jj:
he's not KBW champ for no reason :jj:

he worked with em

[SJ]

spaz was their little bo peep

[Chob]

Where's Pissjug, he'd be great at kissing Tuddle ass. :tuddlelol:

[SJ]

I can't believe he's missing this

[FishMuskys]

:tuddlelol: Get in there! Damn, that was funny.

[Spaz]

This is legit.

How the fuck did you know that? :jj:

They were here doing the southeast stuff before the wwf was around here ...back with Dusty ,Harley Race ,Kevin Sullivan ,Black Jack Mulligan ,wahoo Mcdaniels and the likes

[SJ]

sup dude :crylol:

[SJ]

omg nervous jared was the leave britney alone guy

[Spaz]

this is funny